The Greatest Veggie Canines, Ranked

I’m not keen to confess what number of years in the past this was now, however once I turned 15, I turned a vegetarian. Predictably, as a result of I used to be a teen, I used to be sanctimonious about it, chastising everybody round me for not caring about animals or the earth or no matter else I may consider that they need to care about in my extraordinarily knowledgeable opinion. Being vegetarian and caring concerning the world thanks very a lot was a really outsized a part of my character.

Again then, particularly as a result of I used to be 15 years previous with little revenue and worldliness, I defaulted to what I assumed had been one of the best choices for a vegetarian to eat. Particularly, faux rooster nuggets and scorching canine, with the occasional chickpea dish thrown in for well being. I didn’t know the place to seek out this stuff — nor did I do know there have been another locations — in addition to my native Acme, a grocery chain in Philly that’s mainly positive. My scorching canine decisions again then had been Sensible Canines and MorningStar Farms Veggie Canines. And out of necessity, I beloved them each.

Quick ahead [redacted] variety of years and the panorama for vegetarians has utterly modified. The breadth and availability of merchandise signifies that it feels simpler than ever to forgo meat, even when the style of meat continues to be your factor. Developments in mushroom-based meats, vegetarian burgers that “bleed,” and types moving into plant-based merchandise of all types signifies that the new canine part of the freezer or fridge aisle is now not a tragic, lonely place the place bossy youngsters get their kicks. For various years now, barbecues haven’t been the identical.

Whether or not you’re a vegetarian or vegan, internet hosting somebody who’s, or simply usually considering consuming extra plant-based meals, the brand new merchandise in the marketplace are nearly too quite a few to contemplate. What’s an individual to do? resolve what to serve? even perceive what your preferences could also be?

There are a couple of methods to determine the place you stand on the vegetarian scorching canine spectrum: Do you favor a simulacrum of a scorching canine and its smoky, meaty taste? Or are you searching for one thing completely authentic in its style? Is the appearance of well being essential to you or do you favor to really feel like everybody feels after consuming a scorching canine (like you’ll want to lie down)? How do you high your canine and does that issue into the way you assess the flavour? And, possible most essential of all, how does it carry out on the grill — does it blister, does it burn, does it collapse?

In mid-April of 2022, I gathered an esteemed group of pals — vegans, vegetarians, and meat-eaters, even one skilled chef — to evaluate 10 manufacturers and sorts of vegetarian scorching canine for these precise qualities. The recent canine style take a look at (by the way, additionally the identify of an incredible illustrated ebook by BoJack Horseman’s Lisa Hanawalt) was judged on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the worst and 10 being one of the best. Sizzling canine raters had been then requested to supply tasting notes and a sure or no reply to whether or not they felt the vegetarian scorching canine was comparable sufficient to an actual scorching canine, in case that was one thing that mattered to them. So if you need add vegetarian scorching canine to your cookout repertoire, right here’s some steering on the place to start out.

The Better of the Greatest

MorningStar Farms

All these years in the past, MorningStar Farms Veggie Canines (in addition to MorningStar Farms Veggie Chik’n Nuggets) had been the go-to for vegetarians searching for a typical veggie meat product that tasted adjoining sufficient to the actual deal that it was really price consuming. To my shock, MorningStar’s vegetarian scorching canine have actually held up through the years. With the very best score of the group, each single participant famous that the canine tasted just like an actual scorching canine. “The within was so scorching doggy,” one pal wrote. Others remarked on the candy, tomato-y taste of the canine, and that it had a pleasant odor and look, although the grill chef famous that it browned too shortly. The MorningStar canine additionally matches moderately neatly right into a bun, so when hid with toppings, it may persuade even essentially the most devoted meat-eater that this canine is not any joke.


Most individuals affiliate Ikea with furnishings that’s arduous to place collectively, relationship-ending fights, and low cost, satisfying scorching canine. Nothing feels nearly as good as shopping for a particle-board nightstand whereas stuffing a scorching canine in your face and questioning in case you and Jamie are actually meant to be collectively. Not many individuals, then again, consider Ikea and vegetarian scorching canine in the identical means, possible as a result of not many individuals know that Ikea makes them. A pal swears by them so deeply that he got here to the get together together with his personal in tow. And what a stunning outcome: The recent canine — which is definitely extra like an old-school veggie patty, with kale, lentils, quinoa, onions, and wheat protein, all smooshed collectively and visual — got here in second place. “Good to see the greens!” one pal wrote. “Kinda good. Appears and tastes like meals,” stated one other. “Like a wholesome egg roll,” chimed in a 3rd. Although nobody stated it tasted something like an actual scorching canine, that didn’t appear to matter.

Subject Roast

Among the many faux meat varieties, Subject Roast has traditionally been considered one of my — and plenty of of my colleagues’ — absolute favorites. The smoked apple and sage sausages are in my common lunch rotation. However I hadn’t ever tried their so-called signature stadium canine, and on the checklist of veggie canine, Subject Roast ranked excessive for one particular high quality that no scorching canine needs to be with out: smokiness. Nearly each participant stated that the Subject Roast ballpark canine tasted like an actual scorching canine (save for one remark: “Meh”), however smokiness got here up greater than a handful of instances. “Smoky, snappy texture,” one wrote — similar to a scorching canine from the ballpark needs to be. There was a slight oiliness that didn’t attraction to the gang, however possibly that’s simply what you’d anticipate from a stadium canine. Or as one pal put it, “Compact however vaguely life like, I suppose.”

Veggie dogs come out of a meat grinder-like machine that is being fed with vegetables. Illustration.

Actually Fairly Good

Past Meat

Say what you’ll concerning the distinction between sausages and scorching canine (all scorching canine are sausages, however not all sausages are scorching canine, or one thing? I don’t know) however if you’re a vegetarian and have restricted choices, typically it’s greatest to not quibble over the main points. Although Past Meat’s bratwurst sausages had been not like most traditional scorching canine and extra one thing you’d wish to eat with roasted peppers, they had been fairly rattling good. That they had a pleasant snap if you bit into them, and a fatty high quality similar to sausages usually do, although some disliked the greasiness. Many famous that they weren’t similar to common scorching canine (a maybe disqualifying offense, however as soon as once more, beggars can’t be choosers), but appreciated the “meaty, smoky” taste. One pal talked about their “breakfasty” style. Whereas they had been maybe too chunky for breakfast, they’d a pleasant savoriness all the identical.

Lightlife/Very Good Butchers

Tied for fifth place had been scorching canine from Lightlife (the model that makes the Sensible Canines I bear in mind consuming in my youth) and Very Good Butchers, a more moderen model whose scorching canine are created from components like navy beans, onions, and wheat gluten, and encased in must-be-removed plastic. The Lightlife canine, very like the MorningStar canine, hit a number of the marks when it got here to true scorching canine comparability. “Impartial scorching canine. Completely acceptable,” one participant wrote. “Fairly scorching doggy,” stated one other. The Very Good Butchers possibility was fairly salty to most, with a taste confusingly just like that of a corn canine — although that wasn’t essentially a turnoff. “Flavorful and moist,” one pal famous approvingly.

Flawed However Possibly They’ll Work It Out

Unimaginable Meals

Given all the consideration lavished on Unimaginable Meals, it was inevitable that the corporate would sooner or later unveil a veggie scorching canine and sausage line to match its bleeding fake-meat burgers. Like Past Meat’s sausage, Unimaginable’s bratwursts felt a little bit like they snuck into a celebration by the again door. However not like the previous, Unimaginable’s had been extra breakfast-y than a dinner or lunch sausage, with a fairly heavy herb quotient. “Herby however not synergistic,” one pal wrote, which I nonetheless don’t fairly perceive. That they had an “overwhelming style” to a different, with a slight sweetness that many preferred. The draw back was there was a not-especially-nice aftertaste. “Tastes like a breakfast-y hamburger,” stated one. If that’s a style of meals that you just’re into, this can be for you.


On the lower-ranked finish of the spectrum, taster commentary turned nearly solely to the unnaturalness of the flavour, which has similarities to the criticism typically leveled at meat scorching canine manufacturers. When does a tube of processed meat begin tasting like a tube of processed meat? BeLeaf canine had the looks of a scorching canine, however their taste tried means too arduous to imitate the actual deal. “Can solely style smoke,” one pal wrote. “Too smoky,” stated one other. The feel wasn’t dangerous and resembled that of a scorching canine in some methods, however general felt like a poor try and mimic a beloved barbecue staple. “Tastes like generic plant protein,” one pal wrote. Others had been much less satisfied: “Whoa. Seems to be a scorching canine however is sort of fucked.”


Most vegetarians affiliate Tofurky with Thanksgiving: Whereas everybody else is tucking right into a hen, a well-meaning aunt presents you with a loaf of important wheat gluten within the form of a bulbous log. What occurs, then, when this similar log is made right into a scorching canine? To many, not a lot. “Cylindrical Tofurky,” one wrote. “Bland however oddly peppery.” Surprisingly, some famous that it tasted extra like buttery pasta or matzo ball soup or corn than an precise smoky scorching canine. The colour, which was virtually grey, additionally triggered an uproar. It was so off-putting that it was arduous to think about the new canine as something apart from a reconstituted Thanksgiving log.

Possibly Subsequent Time

Yeah Dawg

Only a few scorching canine acquired as a lot criticism because the Yeah Dawg model, which is a disgrace as a result of it’s one of many few with a enjoyable identify. The flavour was extra like savory lentils and the feel was spongy and nothing like a scorching canine. Whereas lentils are a enjoyable and frequent meal for vegetarians, you don’t essentially need their taste to indicate up in a scorching canine — it’s higher saved for a dish with rice. Weirdly, a number of contributors in contrast the style to Range Prime Stuffing. Not a nasty factor, however not a superb factor, both.

Upton’s Naturals

Lastly, in final place, is the Upton’s Naturals Updog, a very salty scorching canine with a texture that spoke to nobody. “Possibly after an ultra-marathon,” one participant wrote, which is complicated suggestions if you actually give it some thought. Almost each scorching canine taste-tester commented on the saltiness of the Updog — “salty as shit,” one pal noticed — and the truth that it tasted vaguely like Cajun seasoning. Just like the Very Good Butcher canine, it additionally tasted like cornmeal, which makes you marvel if veggie scorching canine manufacturers ought to pivot to corn canine as an alternative. (Although for the file, it incorporates no cornmeal.) Consuming vegetarian scorching canine all night time lengthy is probably not most individuals’s chosen exercise (actually, many tasters requested an actual scorching canine on the finish of the night time), however their vary gave many people one thing to consider — and likewise some choices to convey to a barbecue. Updog, sadly, isn’t amongst them. As one participant wrote: “why.”

Nicole Miles is an illustrator from the Bahamas residing in West Yorkshire, U.Okay.


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