Usually, when you consider the risks that Secret Service members should face, it’s stuff like getting shot by somebody attempting to assassinate the president. Or getting hit by a automotive pushed by somebody attempting to assassinate the president. You recognize, largely trying-to-assassinate-the-president issues. Everyone knows the key service does different issues, however films and TV exhibits actually solely present them doing that one factor. However we’d like to see a film or TV present depict the newest hazard to the key service: stolen pizza dough vehicles.
In case you missed it:
Fox 5 reviews that somebody in Washington, D.C. stole a truck stuffed with pizza dough on Wednesday. However as an alternative of merely driving away and baking their ill-gotten positive factors into scrumptious home made pizzas (which might have 100% been a meal), they crashed it right into a Secret Service member’s private automotive that was sitting parked on the road. The Secret Service member was unhurt, however the pizza dough truck thief was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening accidents.
The thief didn’t simply crash a pizza dough truck, although. In addition they managed to flip it on its aspect, spilling the pizza dough in every single place. Pictures posted by DC Fireplace and EMS present the contents of the truck strewn alongside the sidewalk, by no means to grow to be the scrumptious pizzas they had been initially supposed to be. And the cleanup ended up being tougher than you’d suppose — not due to all of the sticky dough, however as a result of that they had to usher in a hazmat workforce to dump the truck’s diesel gas.
Why the thief stole the pizza dough truck, who they’re, and what they deliberate to do with it earlier than they crashed, we nonetheless don’t know. However hopefully, they get well rapidly so we don’t have to attend round for solutions.
