Predicting the Future… With Cheese?


All through historical past, folks have sought solutions in regards to the unknown. However predicting fates and futures hasn’t all the time been synonymous with tarot playing cards and oracles; typically, it comes right down to what you eat or drink.

Meals has lengthy been used for predictive functions, maybe because of its accessibility — consider the studying of tea leaves, or telling fortunes with Turkish espresso. Although every society has its personal variations of meals divination, form interpretation is the frequent ingredient in numerous fortunes advised. Within the 1700s, “pulling the kale” was a preferred strategy to predict the qualities of 1’s future mate based mostly upon the traits of the pulled-up plant. (Scottish poet Robert Burns mentions the observe in his 1785 poem, “Halloween.”) In some historical types of flour divination (aleuromancy), flour and water sloshed in a bowl left shapes of residue to learn as fortunes. After which there’s tyromancy, or cheese divination.

Although nobody is aware of precisely when tyromancy originated, written accounts of it date again to the 2nd century in Artemedorus Daldianus’ Oneirocritica books on dream interpretation. In 449, a bishop named Sophronius was accused of tyromancy and different types of divination on the Robber Council of Ephesus. A millennium later, tyromancy was nonetheless going robust, talked about briefly in Francois Rabelais’ Gargantua and Pantagruel novel sequence from the 1500s. And now, Jennifer Billock, the Chicago-based creator of the Kitchen Witch e-newsletter, is taking this historical but new-to-most type of fortune telling into the twenty first century with group readings. “It appeared like a enjoyable strategy to inform fortunes that additionally ended up being scrumptious,” she says.

Tyromancy, Billock explains, “was hottest within the Center Ages and early fashionable durations, when affect from the church was rising and folks wished a strategy to management some a part of their very own lives or no less than have an perception into their future. They used cheese as a result of it was an agrarian society and cheese was shut at hand from their cows.”

Billock’s personal tyromancy observe has grown considerably within the brief time she’s been working towards it, and extra folks now ask for a cheese studying than a studying of tea leaves or oracle playing cards. “I believe it’s extra well-liked than the others as a result of it’s distinctive,” she says. “It’s considerably of a novelty, no matter how correct it’s.”

Eater: What impressed you to get into tyromancy? How did you find out about it?

Jennifer Billock: I used to be impressed each by my love of divination and my love of cheese! I began a e-newsletter referred to as Kitchen Witch initially of the pandemic that targeted on the intersection of meals and witchcraft. I Googled “bizarre methods to inform fortunes with meals” and got here throughout tyromancy. Since I really like each cheese and divination, I researched it and taught myself to do it. There wasn’t any type of central repository of tyromancy info; I had to return into vintage spell manuals, dream interpretation e-book transcripts, and extra.

Who’s your viewers?

My viewers is just about everybody that loves cheese (dairy or vegan). I’ve learn for folks ranging in age from 17 to 75, and everywhere in the world. It’s about 80 p.c girls who’re .

A wedge of marbled cheese in its plastic, with four markered shapes on the surface.

Markings spotlight a chunk of cheese learn by Jennifer Billock.
Courtesy Jennifer Billock

What’s the method? Individuals are advised to convey any cheese with variations on the floor, however what occurs from there? Do folks ask you particular questions?

Individuals can convey as much as 4 items of cheese for a studying, overlaying their previous, their current, and their future, with one piece representing an general take a look at their life or a selected query. They don’t have to inform me their query! Lots of people ask me particular questions after the usual studying to see if the cheese has any recommendation for them.

What cheeses work greatest?

The very best cheeses for this are Swiss, blue, or something with seen floor variations. However just about any cheese can work. If there’s no floor variation, they break the cheese in half and I learn the ridges of the break. If it’s a crumbled cheese, they dump it onto a plate and I’ll learn the shapes that it makes. Moldy cheese works too; I take a look at shapes within the mould. I also can learn vegan cheeses!

How do you interpret what you’re seeing? Do you get a robust feeling based mostly on what you see and act on that?

I search for shapes or symbols within the cheese, any ridges, holes, rind bits or crystallization. I additionally take a look at mottling on the rind. As examples, a coronary heart form means love, an arrow means a journey, a picture of a canine means companionship, a child means change is coming. The which means of the quantity of mould depends upon what else is occurring within the cheese and if it’s in a selected form or association. Then I interpret what I’m seeing right into a full studying. I most frequently have some issues pop into my head about what I have to say based mostly on the cheese. I don’t totally perceive it, however at any time when that occurs, it all the time — all the time — resonates with the particular person I’m studying for.

How typically do you do public group classes? Are these really readings, or are they extra courses in find out how to learn cheese?

I’ve been doing no less than a number of a month. The general public ones all the time promote out and have a waitlist. I did a bunch of readings this weekend, together with two classes at Lovely Rind in Chicago. Public classes are usually at cheese outlets or wine/cheese outlets. I associate with the enterprise so we each get one thing out of the session as an alternative of me simply utilizing their area.

Group classes are each courses and readings. I give a brief presentation in regards to the historical past of cheese in magic, the historical past of tyromancy, and find out how to learn cheese. Then one particular person comes up for a studying in entrance of everybody, after which everybody research their very own cheese as I stroll across the room doing readings for every particular person. I prefer it to be an interactive expertise, so it’s necessary that attendees are in a position to attempt it themselves in addition to getting their very own studying.

Do folks appear to benefit from the readings and do they really feel their readings have been correct? Do they arrive again for added readings?

Individuals actually appear to find it irresistible! It’s enjoyable, quirky, and scrumptious, and also you get to see cheese in a brand new gentle. What’s to not take pleasure in? Most individuals inform me the readings are correct, some even to the purpose of taking an image along with me and their cheese. I get quite a lot of hugs. Up to now nobody has come again for a second studying, however I’m hoping they are going to! I might love to trace somebody’s progress with cheese.

Kathy Adams is an award-winning journalist and freelance author with a ardour for offbeat subjects. Her work has appeared in Atlas Obscura, USA Right this moment, SFGate, and extra.



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