Just lately, we realized that individuals have been having intercourse in San Francisco robotaxis. It’s not precisely shocking information, however I’m not going to faux it wasn’t enjoyable to write down about. I imply, (apologies to Jesus), however what number of alternatives come alongside that can help you receives a commission to introduce individuals to phrases akin to “heels-to-Jesus” and “jerkin’ it whereas she’s twerkin’ it”?
However one factor that stood out within the unique article is that the newspaper couldn’t discover anybody who would admit to having intercourse in a Waymo robotaxi. The journalist was capable of finding a number of individuals who admitted to doing it in Cruise taxis however not Waymo. So both Waymo riders are simply higher behaved, or they didn’t look laborious sufficient. I assume the third choice is that each one the Waymo riders who can be up for it are unable to seek out consenting companions.
That’s the place Jalopnik is available in. We’ve obtained attain, and we’d like to make use of it for good. Effectively, perhaps not “good” within the conventional sense of the phrase. Good as in, you recognize, doing very severe and necessary journalism, all whereas offering you, our expensive readers, with an entertaining learn. Additionally, I’ve been suggested that flying out to “get the story myself” shouldn’t be thought-about moral, and extra importantly, it’s not one thing I’d be allowed to expense.
So have you ever, or has somebody you recognize, had intercourse in a Waymo robotaxi? It doesn’t need to have been in San Francisco, both. Phoenix counts, too. In that case, please e mail me at cwoodard at Jalopnik dot com. I’ll have to confirm your story so we don’t get sued for publishing your Wattpad fantasy prefer it’s an actual factor that really occurred. Nothing towards your Wattpad fantasies. I simply don’t suppose a libel settlement would look good on my resume.
I’m additionally joyful to alter your identify for the story and can preserve figuring out particulars confidential since utilizing your actual identify might lead to your account getting banned. Additionally, I cannot be accepting tales in case your trip passed off after this put up is printed. I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO HAVE SEX IN A WAYMO JUST FOR THE ARTICLE!!! DO NOT DO THAT!!!
Really, please would not have intercourse in a Waymo, interval. Apart from probably being unlawful and towards the phrases of service, it’s additionally gross and thoughtless to these round you, in addition to anybody who will trip within the taxi after you. However, like, when you or somebody you recognize has already accomplished it up to now, might you please let me know? I simply have some questions.
